Rick Archer wrote an obituary to 'Common Sense':
"Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap,
and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still
remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing."
The conclusion I have come to is that the poor woman obviously
did not read
"7 Ways to drink hot coffee in a Restaurant".
We have an array of media pointing us to “7 Ways to ..."
We all know the "7 Ways of Highly Effective people" and acknowledge
its wisdom but do we need the “7 Ways to Rock a Weave”? or "7 ways to
Thank people for a retweet"? I'm not joking! How about "7 ways to
Tell if your suit fits"?
Really, you don’t have a mirror?
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